Whatever happened to beauty queens? They used to be a big deal. Well, we found one, the winner of a pageant held by a bar on Entebbe Road, and this is what she had to say.

Hello. I am Shana Lynn and I want to thank all Ugandans for voting for me as Miss Samfransico Bar and Restaurant Najjanankumbi. I am the beautiful Miss of that place. Yeah.

I want to thank all Ugandans for supporting me. I also thank my fellow contestants. Even though some of them were dirty. Like Maggie.

She never liked when you tell her she has hair on the back. She only shaves the one on the chest. But we tell her what about the one on the back and she gets annoyed. For us we told her but she came from Saint Aggressive SSS in Zzana. Those girls for them they have stubborn.

But we were all friends. There was no enemy in the competition, we were all sisters. We were all winners.

Just that I was the best.

Some of them has problems. Like Radashina. She had eroquency. Eroquency it is when you talk and instead of people understanding they hear other things.

I think she suffered from the education problems facing the girl child.

Or she was just dense.

Anyway I want to thank all Ugandans. I promise I will not let you down.

I will work hard as Miss Samfransico promoting. That is the work of a Miss. To promote.

Promoting things like tourism, rights of women, the girl child, local talents, and opinions. Opinions like the environment. I will promote the environment.

What is next for me is to go and watch TikTok.

Oh, you mean as Miss Samfransico what is next for me? Promoting.

Promoting Samfransico Bar and Restaurant Najjanankumbi. Please come one come all to the one stop bar and restaurant. It is a good place. When the men they get drunk we leave them. In Caribbean Bar they throw them out on the road.

So this is me,  Shana Lynn, Miss Uganda Samfransico saying hi to all my fans. Keep up the good work of supporting us.