1. When it rains, especially if it rains in the morning, you all reach work late. This affects productivity adversely.

When it is hot, you get to office on time but it is too hot to work. This affects productivity adversely.

2. When it rains you sleep that sleep where you don’t just enter the bed, you don’t just enter the duvet, you find yourself inside the mattress itself. It is the sweetest sleep in Africa.

When it is hot, you will buy fans, strip naked, open the windows, and won’t worry about a single one of those stupid mosquitoes. It is so hot even the mosquitoes don’t have the energy to bite you. 

And you have thrown the duvet into the dustbin because its mere existence is taunting you. But still no sleep. 

3. When it rains, fashion is affected. In rainy weather you can wear a stylish scarf and a trench coat and look cool like Nick Fury. Cold season fashion is better. 

Unless you are sexy and you have a collection of hawtt sundresses then rain rain go away come again another day.

4. In rainy weather: Couples have more sex.

In hot weather: Don’t touch me!

7. In hot weather: Ugandans like to go to beaches or to swimming pools to cool off.

In rainy weather: The floods in the city show up so fast that it’s almost as if the beach comes to Ugandans. There will be a swimming pool in Lugogo and Bwayise will be like Fiji.