Q. My girlfriend’s father found the results of the pregnancy test. It was positive. So he now insists that I marry her. The problem is that these ends, the other father of my other girlfriend has also noticed that she is pregnant. The man is not joking. He has begun collecting pledges from family members. He told me he is either collecting for my wedding or for my funeral, nti it is my choice. Furthermore, my Sugar Mommy has decided that her body clock has been talking and it is telling her my genes are not bad. She has not told me if she has any tests or any results yet, but I know she wants a kid and at the rate at which I am distributing this DNA…

A. Go to Central African Republic. Leave Ugandans alone.